Bling, Bloaw…BURR! v2.0.10

Ok ladies…they’ve taken fashion and accessories from the catwalk to the bedroom. Yes, you read right…THE BEDROOM! Jennifer Love Hewitt (star of  I Know What You Did Last Summer and Party of Five) recently revealed that she likes to bedazzle her…you guessed it.. ‘lady garden’.

Now I’m all for a good Brazilian (anything else is uncivilized and quite frankly makes me gag), but JEWELS?! Seriously? I can’t imagine a bedazzled ‘box’ would be comfortable to sit on. I mean, what if something gets stuck together? Or god forbid one of those lucky charms should become a buried treasure. I don’t think this is what Maya Angelou had in mind when she said, “Like I’ve got diamonds at the meeting of my thighs…”.